Would you like ketchup with that shit?

I had to laugh today as I was checking my visitor stats…(still no visitors), there was a link from someone who had an MSN search on ‘Shit Recipes’.

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And my web site came up like 5^th:

·         Shit Happens & Other Recipes: Shit Happens

What’s up with handicapped people riding those little electric carts at places like Home Depot and Lowes? When I began verbally abusing a woman in a cart for speedily crossing from Hardware to Paint ...

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So I have to ask myself, why would anyone want a recipe for making shit? Can they not figure it out for themselves? Who are they serving it to? Is it okay for a Sunday brunch, as well as a formal dinner? Do you serve red or white wine with shit? And is it possible that everything tastes better on a Ritz?

I really wish the visitor stats area left information on who was looking and not just a referring web site. I would like to question the person who ran that search.

In any case, I’m offering my own recipe (after hours in the kitchen, two ducolax and some unsuspecting taste testers). Enjoy!

Shit Recipe

½ cup of shit

¼ cup of diarrhea

¼ cup dried shit flakes

In mom’s favorite bowl combine shit and diarrhea. Add shit flakes to desired consistency.

Refrigerate, freeze, bake, broil, boil or serve fresh.

Serves 4 very sick fucks.